Frito Feet

The smell coming from your dachshund's feet. This is normal don't freak out. However, if you literally smell a bag of Frito chips, then smell a dachshund's foot, it will smell exactly the same. Side note: the smell is worst when the dachshund wakes up in the morning or after laying in one area for a long time.

Guy 1: "Dude, what is that smell? Is that Frito's? *Sigh* And you weren't going to share?"
Guy 2: "Nah bro, that's just my girlfriend's dachshund's frito feet."
Guy 1: "WTF???"
Guy 2: "Chill out, its normal."

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Fritos Effect

When something is horrible but you just want more of it.

Bob: Man these fritos are nasty.
Jim: I know right?
Bob: Lemme get some more.
Jim: Hell yeah! I'm getting my fritos effect on

Frito Boat

When you take a bag of frito's and cut it open long ways. Add chilli on top with shredded cheese. Eat with fork right out of the bag.

Jake looked at me and said "that chilli would make a good Frito boat".

So Frito

Means something is really cool. A synonymous with rad. Derives from the Spanish word Frito which means fried. In the south everything fried is great.

You know Aunt Toni? She So Frito.
That purse is So Frito.
The dj last night was So Frito

frito bandito

the nickname for anyone who "bandito's your fritos"

Crap, the frito bandito finished off my chili cheese chips

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Frito

A Cool Ass Roadie Who Is A Good Roadie... He Likes Being A Roadie

If You Ever Choose A Frito Pick A Curly One

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frito pie

Chili, most likely WOLF brand, not hormel. Heated and mixed with fritos and cheese. Some people like onions, but that is lame. Basically the base of the food pyramid in Texas.

jason from south carolina: whats frito pie?
jared from texas: ugh....

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