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When one shits ones pants in an official setting
. Wedding
. Bar mitzvah
. Ashes test series
Bryan you will never guess what happened to Nigel at his daughter’s wedding.
He did a fryer tuck in a rented suit
The sexual act of blowing a load into a frying pan, and then proceeding to heat it up to the point where it is very hot and thick, but not solid, and then pouring it onto your girls ass or inside of her anus. It is very painful and not recommended unless you are deeply into kinky pain stuff.
Gordon Ramsay: hey baby, what do you say we do a cum fryer later?
Slut: whats a cum fryer?
Gordon Ramsay: you'll find out soon enough.
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Just before you ejaculate, you withdraw your penis from your girlfriend and insert it into an air fryer. Keep in mind, this air fryer has already been pre-heated to 400° F. You then cum into the air fryer which then immediately boils your cum to a crust.
"I was trying to eat a bagel this morning but my roommate didn't clean up after he did The Air Fryer last night"
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What you don't own
You clearly don't own an air fryer.
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(n.) One who builds up as many revs as possible so when he goes off a huge amount of wheelspin and smoke is produced. Usually new to driving.
That tyre fryer kid just destroyed his clutch.
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A gimmicky, overpriced, tiny, conventional electric oven geared to gullible hipsters who are scared of fried food, and yet feel that an insta-post titled "I baked potatoes" would not bring enough attention.
Courtney from Brooklyn: "I just bought an air fryer and air-fried some sweet potatoes!"
Not Courtney: "How is that different from baking?"
Courtney from Brooklyn: "I don't know, it says 'convection' on the box..."
Not Courtney: "Conventional ovens also circulate air through convection"
Courtney from Brooklyn: "You're a jerk" *cries while eating soggy sweet potatoes...
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Act of agreeing to do something fun with the guys (usually involves the strip club), then backing out at the last minute citing a vague excuse, when in reality his girlfriend has both cock blocked and pussy whiped him into hanging out with her. She'll usually make him do something lame like watch a Julia Roberts movie, hang out with her friends drinking coffee or watch TV in the basement.
Hey guys, we ready to hit the strip club? Good, hey wait, where's Pete? Ah hell no, hes gonna Fryer out on us.
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