I fuck with my shoes off

What you say to a woman you’re about to fuck when you don’t want to use a condom, so when she says yeah obviously, you’re good.

I brought this young lass home and I told her I fuck with my shoes off
She said “don’t we all”
9 months later there’s my son

Fuck around shoes

Shoes you wear when you’re about to go fuck around

Hey son, grab your fuck around shoes, we’re going to the mall