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A saying you say when someone tell you you did something wrong
Mark: you left the stove on
Jack: well fuck my ass and call me Betty
When you really want a big black man with a '14 inch meat rod to rail you, balls deep like a 1,000 mph train
Ooga booga nigga nigga fuck my ass, is a sentence itself.
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An Informal and Vulgar expression used to show Shock, Suprise, Disbelief or Displeasure
(Similar to "Well call me a Monkey's Uncle")
Man 1: Hey Did you know Dan won the lottery
Man 2: Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch after all this time it finally happened
loving jesus so much that you stay a virgin but are so desperate to fuck some1 that you tell them to put it in your ass.
I'm'a christian but i want some fuck so fuck my ass cause i love jesus christ.
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Using so much exlax, that one's intestines SPEW out of your asshole, onto your partners penis. Followed by shitting pancake shaped turds onto there chest. (Mostly done by Mexicans, or Fetal Pigs.)
Old Man 1: so anyone up to Fuck my ass syrup onto my dick pancake?
Old Man 2: Isn't that a little bit rushed? or Meixican? i Met you yesterday.
Fetal Pig 1: Im down, don't be a Pussy
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to be so fucking drunk you dont know what you're saying
i was fucked off my ass last night idr fucking your mom man
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1) A phrase one usually says when he is so pissed off about something. After he dies and loses all his enchanted diamond armor and shit to the enderdragon, one might say, "OH SHIT! I FUCKED MYSELF IN THE ASS!"
2) The action of taking either a 6.9 inch vibrator and shoving it up your ass until you moan so loudly, "I FUCKED MYSELF IN THE ASS"
3) A male masturbation technique where you wrap your schlong all the way around your body and into your own asshole. One usually fucks their own ass when they are still a horny 12 year old and are still a virgin with no friends.
While Eric was watching Shrek hentai, he decided to shove his small ass peen into his own big ass asshole. He moaned so loudly that the frogs turned gay and started buttfucking each other. "UUUUUHHHHIIIIOOO! I FUCKED MY OWN ASS! UUUUUHHHHIIIIOOO!"
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