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“Dude some chick just gave me the signature Jacob muse fuck me eyes”
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A pre-mating ritual, first utilised by the Duke of Earl. Said action is performed in multiple steps:
1. Stare at your target with a deep and ferocious gaze.
2. Rotate head in a circular manner as if letting a breeze through one's hair.
3. Place one hand on back at waist level.
4. Thrust pelvis fervently towards target. In a seizure-like way.
5. (Optional) Move head in quick random movements, much like a chicken.
Duke of Earl - "Damn, see my aunt over there. She's kinda hot."
Pretty Ricky - "Dude... She's your aunt"
Duke-y - "It's like my 2nd aunt or some shit, I'ma give her the 'Fuck Eyes'"
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Common phrase yelled out by bird-dogging foremen that accuse you of not working. These foremen are never around when you need them but the second you put your tools down they seem to appear out of thin air to yell at you and ask you why you are not working.
Skilled Tradesman: "Alright Toofus , let's set our tools down and..."
Bird Dogging Forman: "What the fuck are you Toofuses doing?! You're fucking my eyes out! Get back to work!'
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Someone who has really fucked up eyes.They are so fucked up you don't know which eye, if any, are even making contact with you.People with fuck eyes should be avoided at all costs because they create awkward situations and they are hard as fuck not to stare at. Also referred to crazy eyes
"Dude lets go to P-burg and get some Micky D's".
"Nah bro its late, I bet fuck eyes is working!"
"Yea, fuck that lets order pizza".
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Someone who has really fucked up eyes.They are so fucked up you don't know which eye, if any, are even making contact with you.People with fuck eyes should be avoided at all costs because they create awkward situations and they are hard as fuck not to stare at. Also referred to as crazy eyes
"Dude lets go to P-burg and get some Micky D's".
"Nah bro its late, I bet fuck eyes is working!"
"Yea, fuck that lets order pizza".
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To be jerked around,or to be horribly fucked over in the worst way
Billy fucked my eyes out the other day when he totaled my car.
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Somebody that will have sex with anybody,
no matter how matter how ugly or smelly they may be once they become innebriated or 'stoned' from heavy cannabis use.
for example my mate bubs is a right no eye fuck eye, hes shagged some right mingaz man.
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