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Dissing someone else's crew, or crib.
Giants - "We just schooled your ass."
Patriots - "Man, fuck yo couch."
go fuck yourself, in a defusing situation while talking shit
Jonny: Nigga yous gay.
Damon: Fuck yo couch nigga
when a guy wants to get back at his girlfriend because she cheated, he goes to the other guy's house & jumps up & down on his couch as a punishment.
Bill: Wtf. She cheated on me!
Bob: lol you mad bro?
Bill: I'm about to fuck that couch
From Chappelle's Rick James episode. Best used when the person you are saying it to is in a better situation then yourself.
Ex:
- Your friend buys an expensive couch/car and is a dick about it.
- You say, "fuck your couch/couch."
A covert way of saying "I'd tap that ass" or "I'd hit that" were the "couch" equates to the the woman you you want to have sex with or the vagina you want to explore. Derived from Dave Chapelles "Chapelle Show" from his Charlie Murphy / Rick James skit.
"Yo, check that out son... I'd fuck that couch."
Any thing that is done that that fucks up anything of yours.
1. if you in the club and somebody spills they drink on you shirt, they fuckin up you couch.
2. if a bitch loud as hell in you ear while you tryin to get yo smoke on, she fuckin up yo couch.
3. Fuck Yo Couch can also be used to disrespect someone.
pretty self explanitory but can be used in many ways....
A:dude you suck
B:well you know what fuck your couches