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August 8th is the day that couples celebrate by having sex.
Hey its national fuck day lets have sex
December 18 December’s day to fuck. If you and your partner haven’t fucked, you fuck on this day. A week early Christmas present.
Person 1: Yo, we haven’t fucked
Person 2: December Fuck Day is coming up, come over on December 18!
National fucking day takes place on the 14th of April
Where one can fvck whoever they want and won't be considered as rape
I want to fvck you on national fucking day
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This is a day for sexual pranks, April 2nd. You can cum in your hand and stick it in a sexy girl's hair. You can draw a picture of a penis and tape it to a sexy girl's back or ass when she isn't looking. Or if your a female, you can cum on your hand and stick in a sexy guy's hair. You can draw a picture of penis and tape it to a sexy guy's back or ass when he is not looking. It's similar but different.
: Hey dude, it's April fuck day. I came on a sexy girl's jacket today. She didn't know it... but I did. President Culmen's a genius for designating "April fuck day" an official day of the year. It's 5050, it's about april fucking time. Haha.
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Congratulations today is love
your crush day go ahead and say him you love him
Paula: hey erikaso i think you’re cute
Erikaso: wtf
Paula: every fucking day is the love your crush day and i love you
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National fucking day is on 4th October which means when a person asks you to fuck you most likely need to say yes
Have fun fucking!!
Boy: hey do you know what day it is?
Girl: no?
Boy: it’s national fucking day !
Girl: wanna fuck then?
Boy: ... this... is... the...best...day..ever..
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