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A special breed of Bollister whom often ventures over the general offensive "douchebag" level of commitment. This courageous soul has also limited thier vocabulary to simple short sentances usually ending or beginning with the word "Fuggin". A simple soul who's brainstem has no chance of returning back to earth.
Bollister Fuggin- "Fuggin, that chick loves me fuggin."
Normal person- "What?...Who?"
Bollister Fuggin- "Fuggin lampshade fuggin"
Normal Person- "Uh, yeah. Ok"
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Used when a black man speaks and refers to a white man as a niger and the white man replies with I am not a fuggin-niger
Black Sales man: Hey niger I called wondering if you are interested in a home loan, so nigger are you interested.
Offended White man: I am not a niger that is a name we made to refer to your ancestors, so no you fuggin-niger I don't want your fuggin-niger ass home loan.
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When you're sitting around and you're so hungry there's no words to describe it.
Richard: Half an hour left in class.
Frank: Damn, I'm so fuggin hungs, I wish class would be over
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Fluggery Fuggins is a fictional person who gets blamed when something goes wrong or a piece of machinery / equipment won't work or do what it is supposed to do
Why isn't this printer working?? Oh Fluggery Fuggins I've pressed print like 5 times already!
If you just flick this switch it should just.... Fluggery Fuggins it shouldn't be doing that!
When a sticky puss gets driven so hard that it gives off an exact pint of sticky cream
I will drill that fuggin puss when i get home cuz i need some fuggin puss.
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When you spend twenty grand on your boobs and you should have spend fifteen grand on laser hair removal, lipo suction and braces.
Soldier 1- "Dude, did you see that girl?"
Soldier 2- "You mean the FIG-PIG!" (Ft. indiantown Gap PIG)
Soldier 1- "Yeah, that chick was pug fuggin muggly"
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Phrase used when calling someone "stupid" or "retartet". Started by Dyslexic Dom.
"I said go long YA FUGGIN DUMBSHIT"
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