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When 2 women are eating each other out (69) and a guy on each end fucks each woman in the ass/pussy and then high five each other.
My girlfiend and I are having friends over, we are going to have a full house
A really queer show that ran from 1987-1995 and went off the air because it was ''too much money to make'' Um it was on the same set as Friends it shouldn't cost THAT much to make an overrated T.V. show about a douchebag family living in one house
Meet the family
Danny- Danny is a clean freak who won't let anybody do anything. Might be a closted homo, as will not go out with any women after ''his wife's death''
Jesse- Jesse is a self-absorbed douchebag. He loves himself, and his hair, more than anything else in the world. Oh yeah I'm missing something else too. Elvis
Joey- Joey is the perfect example of a child molester. He likes to be around children and entertian them. Children= his life
Michelle- Perfect example of a spoiled brat. Such as ''I want ice cream!'' or ''I'm the princess'' or ''Jesse I want Joey to eat me out this time!''
*I didn't add the other two, nothing to say about them...
So simply, for all you people discovering it now, because it's on daytime T.V. 5 billion times a week, about queer ass people hugging all the time for no reason.
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A late 80's early 90's TV show with a cheesy plot line and actors.
Here is a definition for each character...
Michelle: a whiny little brat that always says "what's up dude" and "i want ice cream" in a high pitched glass shattering voice.
Stephanie: a know-it-all daddy's girl that tells horrible jokes and thinks she is so funny, (when in reality, she isn't!)
D(onna) J(o): oh mylanta, what can i say about her? she wears vertical waisted mom jeans up to her ribcage and has an annoying nasley laugh.
Kimmy Gibbler: an annoying and unfashionable clown that eats all the Tanner's food and goes through their mailbox. Their own personal stalker.
Danny: a hostile clean freak that is a host on wake up san Francisco. He's very geeky and his slogan is "talk loud and carry a dustbuster".
Jesse: an obsessed Elvis wannabee that uses uses about 5 lbs of hair crap a day and gives himself daily hair pep talks and thinks he's the greatest musician alive.
Joey: a stuck-in-the-past freak who lives in the Tanner's basement with all of his stuffed animals and Mr. Woodchuck.
Rebecca Donaldson: a woman who lives in the Tanner's attic. She likes to sing "Bad Boys" with a turkey baster and does the tornado, and she looks like a walking disaster....that stole Bozo's clothes.
Nicky and Alex: little twin freaks who constantly yell and scream and pout when yelled at.
Steve: AKA the walking garbage disposal.
"what are you watching?"
"full house."
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Having a collection of STD's
This guy slept around a lot and ended up with herpes, clymydia and a rash.
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A huge dump of shit (that may even break the surface of the water), which beats the flush.
a: Hey sir! I've just shat a full house!
b: Christ ye'll have to give it a righ royal flush to shift it.
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Cards: In poker, 3 of one card and two of another.
TV: A crappy show, starring John Stamos.
The only significance is it is the first appearance of the Olsen twins.
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A game invented in Youngstown, Ohio by YSU college students at 826 Pennsylvania Ave. The game was invented in August of 2008. The game is played with as many players that you can fit. A row of cups are set along the side of the table on each side, each cup is filled with a "beverage" and has a player behind it. A triangle consisting of 6 cups is set at each end of the table. The cups are filled with a "beverage". There is one shooter on each end of the table with a ping pong ball. The team to the shooter's right is that shooter's team. The shooter gets one shot to make one of the cups in the triangle. If a cup is made, a game of flip-cup is started from that end of the table, with the game moving toward the shooter who made the cup. If the shooters team wins, the cup goes away. If the shooters team looses the cup stays. The game is played until all of the cups in the triangle are gone. It’s a great game where everyone plays a part opposed to the regular game of beer pong where 2-4 players are only involved.
Friend- "dude we're like 30th on the list of beer pong!?"
Me- "Fuck it.... EVERYONE FULL HOUSE!!! MARSHALL GET OVER HERE, RJ SET UP YOUR TRIANGLE YOUR GOING DOWN!!!"
Croud- "YEAHHHHHHHHHH WOOOOOOOOOOOO"
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