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Combination of 'fart' and 'dump.' A fump is when you think you have to take a big shit, but when you sit on the toilet to do it, you just let out a huge, explosive fart. Some small, misshapen pieces of poo usually accompany a fump.
"Man I thought I had to take a huge shit, but it was just a fump."
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Fap humping, it was made up in palringo's "official PIMD" group long before people disgraced it with things such as farting on dicks.
Fap humping is you fapping as you hump someone.
Boy: Damn, Aoife was really fumping Tay last night, did you see how into it she was getting?
Girl: Ikr?! And Tay was too drunk to notices she had her hands in her pants!
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All of the past definitions are false. There is only one true definition for "Fump" It is a word made up by a child a few months ago and it's defenition is a goblin-like creature with a large head and green skin. The word fump can be used as a verb (to fump) a noun (a fump) an adverb (fumpily) and a adjective (fumpy).
Dude, I just saw a fump!
Dude, I swear he fumped right on the fump!
You fumped SO fumpily.
Well, you're quite fumpy.
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To fart in someone's eat until sexual stimulation or orgasm commences.
*fump fump fump*
Oh god papi, your so good at fumping.
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Fump is the feeling of the sound of water as it splashes in the liver while jogging.
drink a pint of water before jogging, and you'll feel that fump within minutes
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a fupa or gunt, that extends to the rump of a woman. Resembles a horse shoe.
Deborah has to sit both away from her desk and leaning forward out of her chair because her fump won't allow her to sit otherwise.
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a Fump is when a furry humps you
Girl: DONT FUMP MEH!!!
Furry: I'm not gonna fump you imma fump her
Other Girl: Oh yeah
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