A semi-meme, cousin of lolwut. It's something you say when you are either:
Disturbed, confused, angry, scared, ect.
It's like saying "wtf" only more bad ass.
Person 1: Wanna see my dick?
Person 2: Da fuq bro, no!
It's like saying WTF but in a much awesomer way, you say it when you are completly confused to what a specific person or object is doing.
Guy1: *sees a cat doing a handstand
GUY1: DA FUQ?
Life altering sex that’s so you amazing you can’t explain it in words.
I cleared the table and laid her down, it was the best fuq she’d ever had.
the sarcastic answer to "dafuq's" confused manner...
"duh-fuq, it is exactly what i just said, fool. "
A bastardization of the fuck Basically meaning "How could they?"
Friend 1: Yeah, so then that bitch slapped me.
Friend 2: teh fuq???
feelin under the weather
gloomy lay in bed all day
watchin the rain go by as it falls while depressed as fuq