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An evil toy that used to be popular in the 90's i had about 8 of them. i used to put them in the dark so they would fall asleep and shut up. when they malfunctioned they would make a really annoying sound that wouldnt go away unless you smashed it against the floor
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A 6-inch electronic toy, monster to some, nuisance to most. Mostly purchased with the intention of dismantling or smashing into bits.
My Furby got all jammed up, and made this nasty burning smell, so I threw it in the trash compactor.
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a small, annoying, fur-covered dreature that used to be a popular toy with children. The main reason people buy furbies nowadays is to destroy them with a group of pals. Furbies are demonic little bastards that deserve to die. Seriously, furbies are satanic and they should all be smashed with a sledgehammer.
Common methods of killing furbies include microwaving them, dousing them in gasoline and setting them on fire, holding matches under the circutboard to fry the circuts and make he furby make a sound similar to a copy machine, running them over with SUVs, smashing them with sledgehammers, drilling them, blowing them up with firecrackers, bashing them against brick walls, pissing on them, putting them on railroad tracks, bitch-slapping them, feeding them to hungry cats and dissolving them in muriatic acid.
I personally recommend putting them in microwaves.
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An amazingly scary robotic-type toy for children. It reacts to certain sounds such as "Hello Furby," "Wake up, Furby," and "Good job!" It sings barely-audible songs, does strange little dances that look more like spasms, and screeched when you tickle it. They are made in a viriety of colors, but they all have the same over-sized black eyes and yellow beak.
Jack: Hey! Wanna play with my new Furby?
Jill: AAAAGGGGHHHH!!!
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A hellspawn of a toy from the 80's that is notorious for making demonic noises in the middle of the night even when the batteries have been removed.
Person 1: dude you look like shit, are you ok?
Person 2: I didn't get any sleep last night.
Person 1: how come?
Person 2: the demon known as Coco the Furby has reawakened from his 16 year slumber.
When a bunny, a cat, and a bird have a wild night from WAY too many drinks, like WAY WAY too many drinks, seriously TOO MANY DRINKS, in fact, they had so many drinks that all the little animals in bar morph together to create a Furby.
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