GPS

Ghost Phone Syndrome
Is when you keep having the sensation of feeling your cell phone vibrating on your leg (through your pocket), even though nobody has called you. It will happen more often if you're expecting a call.

Not your significant other (because your always distracted, thinking something good might happen) says: 'Have you got GPS or something?'
You:"Umm, nah, I just really love to know what the time is, don't you?"

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GPS

Gay Party System. Usually installed into a person's car. Used to play gay music, view gay porn, and host a gay party.

Man, in his flash Audi, he's gota GPS. He must be gay.

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GPS

Great Piece of Shit

This $300.00 GPS device got me fucking lost!

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GPS

A "GPS" means 'Gigantic Penis Syndrome'. Men with GPS usually tend to make jokes out of their penis.

Person 1: 'Hey, can I drive my GPS into your hole?'

Person 2: 'Ew, why would I want a map in me?'

Person 1: '...'

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GPS

Gee Penis Sucker. Any person, they do not necessarily have to be homosexual, that acts in a stupid, idiotic way. Someone who severely gets on your nerves.

Dud, you are such a GPS.
You are such a GPS, why don't you STFU and GTFO while you're at it?

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GPS

Gay Porn Star

Yo, my GPS what is good!

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GPS

To give direction has to what needs to happen, or what direction the project needs to take

Question: "Here is the document with the list of things I need to get complete. Not sure how I am going to get it done."

Answer: "No problem let me look it over and I will give you some GPS to help you get it done."

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