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Grand Theft Auto, a sandbox simulation style video game that cause considerable ruckus for its mature content. Every title release, they put anything and everything that you can ever imagine in real life.
Usually an outlet of some retards/sickos for their miserable lives. They "re-enact" the crimes and stupid things that can be done in the game in real life. Once caught they say they were "inspired" and "influenced" by playing GTA but that's merely their lowly excuse for the lose screws in their head.
" hey,that kid jacked that dudes car and blast the shit out of him. then went on a crazy driveby yesterday."
" WTF! damn sicko, he's probably playin gta up all night and thinks he'll get an Oscar's for doing that."
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1. Short for Grand Theft Auto, a trilogy of computer games made for the PC and PS2.
2. Greater Toronto Area
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Voices in Carl's head: (Kendl) Stop it! What are you doing? Carl, Brian, stop it! - (Carl) Quit it! Moms will hear! - (Kendl) Mom, they're up to something!
(Carl is sitting and looking at the picture he picked up, when Smoke suddenly enters the room, baseball bat in hand.)
Big Smoke: You picked the wrong house, fool!
CJ: (picks up a chair in defense, backing off) Hey, hey! Big Smoke, it's me, Carl! Chill! Chill!
Big Smoke: CJ? Oh, (drops the bat) my dog! (hugs Carl tight) Wassup? Ha ha ha ha! (releases him) Hey baby, you okay, man?
CJ: No, man, it's my Moms, homie...
Big Smoke: Hey, I don't know why this had to happen, but I promise you, I'm going to find out who killed your moms. The streets is cold, dog. Like it says in the book, we are blessed and cursed.
CJ: What fucking book?
Big Smoke: Same things make us laugh, make us cry. But right now, we gotta take care our business. Go see your brother at the cemetery. C'mon, let's bounce.
(Smoke and Carl exit the house and walk out to Smoke's car, even as a shot zooms in to a close-up of Beverly's photo frame, with Smoke's baseball bat over it.)
Big Smoke: You wanna drive?
CJ: Yeah, that's cool. Nice car, Smoke.
Big Smoke: You know me. It's not cut. Keep the value in it. Keep it real.
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The long spanning game series, consisting of GTA, GTA 2, GTA 3, GTA Vice City and GTA San Andreas. The first two (ant GTA London) are in top-down perspective nad the last three are 3D. Because in 2D you can't show anything very...bad..., they didn't get much attention from all sorts of crappy citizens, like soccer moms and lawyers nad other life-to-shit makers. The last three oparts, however, got much agression from before mentioned elemnts of society. It was blamed for porn, rise in crime and stuff. all this bikering and blabering only made a good advertising chamopaign. The game itself evolves in doing jobs for local criminals while using cars and guns in progress. while not on a mission, lot of people like to make fun by stealing cars (hence, Grand Theft Auto) and doing funny stuff with it. IMHO, can attract delusional kids to crime.
Soccer moms are a constant object of jokes in the radio of GTAs, just listen to WCTR (San Andreas) and VCPR(Vice city).
Vice city is also regarded as the best part of the series, despite the cool stuf in SA. I myself agree to the fact that VC plot is more interesting.
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A very poular and awsome game made by Rockstar Games. Though a low life ambulance chaser down in Florida tries to stop it from beeing produced, this only leeds him to a world wide hate from all GTA fans.
Damn, that stupid douchbag JT can go fu*k himself. GTA forever!
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Contrary to popular belief, GTA is a car. It is not Grand Theft Auto. It is the top end of the Pontiac Trans Am suited with a 350 TPI or a 305 TPI. It rocked T-Tops and over 200hp in the 80's (Third Gen) It was just behind the Corvettes of the time, and it was better than the I-ROCZ's. It was the fastest F-Body
-Dude, that firebird ripped up your Honda!
-That wasn't a firebird that was a goddamn GTA
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