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A book describing the custom of acquiring items of nominal value, or at greatly discounted prices -- usually used.
The Acrpaulator's Guide is very funny.
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Pointless sheets of paper that contain information that you obviously know won't be on a quiz or test.
Kyle: Dude, are you going to go to Florida this spring break?
Chris: No, I can't. The teacher that nobody likes assigned me a six-page study guide to complete over spring break. It's awful.
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When engaging in the activity of extensive making out, moving your partner's hand to the spot you want it. That being the lower back, buttocks, theighs, breasts, penis, neck, anywhere. It's a good way to let your man know you're ready to go to the next level without asking. It lets him know it's okay.
She was hand guiding me to that ass. That's how I knew it was okay to get handsy. I waited because I didn't want to until she was okay with it.
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To have someone tell you what to do when you’re touching yourself. They control your movements and direct you on what exactly to do in order to cum.
Jerry and I were having phone sex and we decided to do guided masturbation on me.
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Possibly the greatest rock band of all time.
One of the great lo-fi bands along with Pavement and Sebadoh, and like Pavement, moved on to hi-fi greatness with the production of several brilliant albums such as Isolation Drills. The ultimate GBV experience can be had by putting on the best album of the 90's, Bee Thousand.
Bob Pollard's voice wasn't so great, but it worked magnificently with the Guided By Voices sound!
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Guod guid is the short and very usable acronym for the longer and life inspiring phase, "Get up on dat, get up in dat."
Guod guid is a life montra that can be used as almost any part of speech and certainly in any context. It is soon the be one of the most favored words of the cast of Jersey Shore mostly because they find saying hankuna matata to outdated.
Guod guid is the gasoline that runs through our collective subconscious. It connects me to you, and you to Ali, and Ali to everyone. Take one match and guod guid this world to ashes.
I was feeling bummed out, but than Raf told me, "guod guid", and now I can't wait to seize every opportunity to get chicks, make money, look sexy, and you know, be guod guid.
the exact opposite of a cock block.
helping your good friends get some
Dude Nick thanks for helping me hook up Kaitlyn. You are so good at cock guiding. You are so not Bennett.
No problem Erik.
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