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A sexual act where a women sucks off a man and when he is about to ejaculate he pulls out and puts the tip in her nostril then the women snorts the ejaculation spits it out of her mouth then catches it in her mouth and swallows.
Yo dude my girl was blowing me last night and right when i was about to cum i pulled out and she did the garden state snorter
Its just known as "The Parkway". People who've driven here know that 65 mph really means 80. When someone cuts you off, give them the horn AND the finger. Its okay. They're supposed to be used to it. People who hate are the stupid asses that don't live in Jersey who got their asses ran over by someone who actually knows how to drive.
And no one calls it the GSP.
Someone from another place: I'm going to drive on the garden state parkway.
New Jerseyean: Its just "The Parkway."
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When the person you've spent themost amazing weekend with decides to stay with you instead of going back to their old life/city.
"Where's Declan? Haven't seen him in a while." "Oh, he pulled a Garden State ending with that girl from back home."
Description of an ugly girl from New jersey, based on the name of an actual existing company
"She had nice tits but a Garden State Brickface."
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legends out of the state of new jers
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Poor excuse for a major highway; however, driving this road is a classic experience unique to New Jerseyans.
The only thing that I find good about the GSP is minimal toll fees. And laughing about your horrible experiences afterwards with friends.
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To drink the breastmilk of a New Jersey stripper
My bro almost ended up getting a Garden state milkshake in Atlantic City.