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Gardner, Kansas

Gardner is a town in Kansas that has abso-fucking-lutely nothing to do. We all got excited when Wal-Mart came to town. Pretty desperate little town.

Person 1- Where do you live?
Person 2- Gardner.
Person 1- Gardner, Kansas?
Person 2- Yup
Person 1- Oh, i'm sorry...
Person 2- Well we have a walmart...

by andytheman66 March 10, 2011

15πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Herr Gardner

1. The name of a nifty german teacher with many cats
2. Crazy cat man

Dude, that guy is such a Herr Gardner

by KRAZYKATPERSON May 8, 2009

28πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


uphill gardner

A fag, a butt pirate, a homo, etc...

by Anonymous April 4, 2003

57πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Arielle Gardner

Arielle is the best there is, she’s beautiful, funny, and really nice. She has the prettiest smile and can instantly make your day better.

Guy 1. Gah damn who’s that?
Guy 2. That Arielle Gardner, she’s way too pretty for you though big dawg.
Girl 1. I think I’m lesbian now.

by Kentrill is a bitch April 11, 2022


gardner minshew

A quarterback for the Jacksonville Jaguars.

Presumably the best there is. Ever.

Has a very nice mustache

person 1: hey did you see the jaguars in TNF last night? Gardner Minshew went off.

person 2: yeah bro it’s all in the stache

by jchamp7 October 5, 2019

13πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


John Gardner

Loved by many, respected by most. Not quite the leading man but important enough to not get killed in a horror movie. Comic relief in tense situations, and the word of reason in the midst of chaos. The one you want on your side when you are in trouble. An infectious laugh or an upbeat tune can often be heard coming from his direction. A shoulder to cry on. The big brother. The teddy bear. The warrior. The friend everyone wishes they had. John Gardner is one of a kind.

I wish I had someone like John Gardner in my life. He would make things so much better.

by Jamaica John February 3, 2010

19πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Crabs Gardner

having a crab tossed in your bed for breaking the Code of Men.

"Crabs Gardner got one tossed in his sack last night for cock-blocking one of his oldest homeboyz. What was up with that?!?"

Also sometimes known as "Crabby" Gardner.

by Taplin August 24, 2009

23πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž