Probably the biggest sex god to come out of the United Kingdom. Raking in bunda and batty from all over the UK and the EU, Gareth is a name given to those who have the most sex.
Joe: Whoโs that bloke?
John: Oh he shags lots of birds
Joe: Ohh then that just be Gareth
The word 'Gareth' is usually used to insult people (1) in the Grimsby area of England. Created originally by a small group of friends, this saying has become a popular part of the culture. It generally means 'Dumb person', but can be used to describe inanimate objects too, such as a MAC Computer when it fucks up (2). It is also laughed upon when uttered (3) .
(1) "Haha! Your such a Gareth!"
(2) "For fuck sake! These MAC's are such Gareths!"
(3) "Gareth!" - "Haha!"
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Gareth also known as Gayeth, is a sassy individual that just loves being sassy. When not being sassy, Gareth's like to play the trumpet and spend time with his ladies at ladies night, his quick witted comments and insightful input make him a hit with the ladies, although often not in the way he was hoping, his sassiness often means he's miss understood.
"Hay who's that sassy guy with your friend"
"Ohhhh thats Just Gareth"
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To "Gareth"
The act of bailing on an action, event or person.
Derived from the Welsh footballer Gareth "Bale"
Effectively another word for "bail"
Example 1
Guy 1 - "Yeah nobodies going Steve's anymore"
Guy 2 - "Gareth?"
Guy 1 - "Yeah, screw this I'm Garething"
Example 2
Guy 1 - "Shit man, its the Police"
Guy 2 - "Fuck this, Gareth! Gareth!"
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1). The sexy cannibalistic leader of Terminus on AMC's The Walking Dead. He's portrayed by a relatively obscure actor named Andrew J. West.
1). Gareth is the coolest hipster cannibal.
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