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Garfield

An excuse for merchandise, which used to be funny.

Jim Davis pulled the suction-cup Garfields from the stands because he was afraid people would get sick of Garfield merchandise. He's a good business man.

Jon: Look at that, Garfield! A whole bus stopped just for us!

by Dr. President January 9, 2006

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Garfield

Garfield

Garfield

by ppsuccser September 27, 2020

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Garfield

Munching on a Garfield(massive) sized amount of food after participating in the act of smoking marijuana.

I just went and Garfielded after that fat sesh.
Lets garfield after this bowl bro-hah.

by SETARIP23 June 6, 2011


Garfield

the cat who i relate to the most

me: man why can't i just be garfield
friend: idk man I agree
me: *cri*
friend: *cri*

by peterpumpkinyeeter August 19, 2020

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Garfield

G O D

GAY BOI :WHO THE HELL IS GARFIELD

INTELLECTUAL : G O D

by Bigbadbully October 8, 2018


Garfield

A very lasy and fisty
person or my dead cat who is prob still lazy in heaven ๐Ÿคคโž•๐Ÿฑโž•๐Ÿ˜ดโž•โ˜ ๏ธ=my cat

Me:shh he is sleeping

BFF:*touches*
Garfield hech naw

by Katheryn k May 18, 2021


Garfield

One of the worst comics in the newspaper, second only to The Family Circus. The setting always consists of the same countertop, and involves Garfield eating food or smacking a spider with a rolled up newspaper.

Shit like Garfield is adored by the masses, while The Boondocks is yanked from papers because it might offend some white people.

by JakeStar April 25, 2005

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