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verb.
to gag and barf at the same time.
Other Contexts:
Garfed, Garfing
(See also. shart for a similar experience.)
I saw a fat lady wearing a bikini at the beach and it made me garf.
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No specific meaning. It is used to express excessive excitement regarding a particular subject.
Dylan: Dude... Mass Effect 3!!
Kevin: I can't WAIT till that game comes out!!
Dylan: GARF
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an exciting verb meaning to defecate, poop, crap, or evacuate the bowels. it is commonly used in informal situations, such as hangin with the bros. scientifically, it is the proper use of one's garfer.
Alex: Where can I take a dump around here?
Matthew: I garfed back at the cabin. You should take one of the golf-carts there before you ruin that nice swimsuit.
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Psychotherapy acronym for "Global Assessment of Relational Functioning". This is a score that is given during assessment of an individual in a psychotherapeutic setting that signifies a person's ability to relate to others around them.
"Based on your GARF score, you would do best to avoid social situations altogether."
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FUNNY MAN WHO SPEAK LITTLE WORD, IS ALSO A PSYCHOLOGIST WHO SOLVES PROBLEMS WITH GUN, LIKES COOKIES
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