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A person who is constantly on their phone or mobile devices and so are no fun to talk to.
Popularized by Neal Stephenson's Snow Crash.
Dude, good luck trying to hit on that girl at the club, she is such a gargoyle.
"Gargoyles are no fun to talk to. They never finish a sentence. They are adrift in a laser-drawn world, scanning retinas in all directions . . . You think they’re talking to you, but they’re actually poring over the credit record of some stranger on the other side of the room."
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a gargoyle is a stone carving, normally described as a grotesque human form, which was beleived to scare away evil spirits.
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The act of painting one's body silver, then at night turning on a light and commencing to jerk in front of a window. When people pass by they will see the image of a gargoyle.
When Justine walked by my window, she glanced over to see me gargoyling
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A military code name/jargon for an enemy combatant in an elevated guard post.
Assassin this is Knife, I got two Gargoyles in that North tower. Marking them with my PEQ 2 now.
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The act of a drunk girl perched on the bathroom sink urinating because the stalls are full.
Damn, full house...I guess I can gargoyle the sink!
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To vomit and shit simultaneously
My shit stank so bad, it made me gargoyle on the bathroom floor
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The act of urinating in ones mouth, usually as a celebration, initiation or hobby.
Can involve multiple Gargoyler's when there is a chain of urine streams to mouths.
Did you see how stoked Ben was last night? He got naked in front of everyone and did the Gargoyle!
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