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it is the state of ultimate brilliance and indescribable greatness and legend-ness.
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When 10 large Egyptian men form a circle jerk around a woman in a sphinx costume, and one by one they nut in her eyes, ear canals, and nostrils. Shortly after, the men take the woman to the top of one of their pyramids and sacrifice her toes to the Egyptian semen god by cutting them off and each eating one of the toes. Once the toes have been severed, the two eldest men get to eat the big toes to prevent any arguments among them of who will get the honor of eating the big toes. After this, they perform the ceremony where they turn a young boy into a man. They get the boy from the village who most recently reached the age of twelve to ride on the woman's back all the way down the pyramid. If the boy doesn't fall off while riding down the pyramid, he is transformed into a man. Although if the boy falls off at any point of the ride, he is fed to the camels. At this point, the woman is dead. They harvest her kidney to sell on the black market if it is not too damaged. Then they cook the woman to make stew for the village. This process is repeated weekly to feed the hungry villagers
"It's about that time again for the next Egyptian garvey." "Yeah, I heard Ma'nakhtuf gets the chance to become a man. He's growing up so fast, but we shall soon see if he is a true man like his father Rehu-erdjersenb."
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A FO4 Minuteman that needs you to help some settlement. Hated by most but is not really that bad.
“I had to put on a brave face as long as there were still people counting on me. That's the only reason I kept going.”—
Preston Garvey
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an underwater drug dealer who likes to jerk off to mayonaise
james garvey jerked off to mayonaise.
A man who has found a settlement that needs your help
"Another Settlement needs your help. Here, I'll mark it on your map" Being asked by Preston Garvey, for it's all that he's known for because that's how Todd Howard made him.
Jon Garvey is a guy that craps all the time and takes for ever , LOVES food, watches football, sits around
The iowan name for a cocktail mixture involving apples, cinnamon, and everclear(definitely not vodka).
"Hey guys, look what I'm cooking"
"Hell yes, I can't wait to have some of that garvey