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"They called him El Gato, because he moved like a cat."
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Los Gatos is a place where the people are either really smart or dumb as fuck - people from all over the world come to live and work in Los Gatos. On the other hand, there are the rich mofos that inherited their money in order to live there and have no interest in teaching their kids about work ethic. The dads are rich and use their money to buy prostitutes that they claim are their wives, but they’re just staying for the Starbucks fund. Everything is overpriced and the kids are either really nice or adopt hitler.
I used to live in Los Gatos halftime as a kid. I was the only one that didnt ave a geezer dad and milf mom at elementary school
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The Spanish phrase for fat cat. Because fat cats are funny.
gato gordo
Town in the base of Santa Cruz mountains, rich suburb of San Jose. Lots of rich dads with milf wives, and hot daughters. Lots of rich kids means lots of nice cars, big houses, and drugs. Overall tight ass place, a few hours from Tahoe, 20 minutes from Santa Cruz. Check out the Ferrari dealership, Hummer dealership, and huge houses.
I spent the whole day checking out the big houses, hot women, and nice cars in Los Gatos.
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A very cool and good looking man or woman.
In brazilian: "Voce e muito gato/gata!" which means that you are very cool and good looking.
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The only town in California, predominantly white (if you see a minority, take a picture), and filled with rich folks with rich kids all living together in their nice little bubble.
In Los Gatos, drug activities are frequent with daily smokage of weed and occasional large drug busts. Drinking is a favorite past time of high school students with nothing better to do in a town where there really is nothing to do.
This concept is further supported by a lame downtown filled with worthless antique shops for old people and rich bitches who have the money to spare.
George! George! Do come look at this 17th century toothpick that I bought from one of the twenty antique shops in Los Gatos!
Why, William! That is most exquisite! How much did it cost you?
Ah, it was but only pocket change, my friend. I'll earn back my daughter's college fund by tomorrow. No worries 'ol chap. Now let us go smoke some cigars down at the Los Gatos Cigar Lounge.
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A freaky, tall mutant cat with a mustache. Don gato is sexy, not to smart and is a bachelor.
Don gato is fat
Do. Gato is sexy
You are such a gato