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When a homosexual man has a non-romantic crush on another man, gay or straight.
Terry: Hey, can I talk to you about something?
Jasper: Yea, sure.
Terry: I like really wanna hang out with Jeff.
Jasper: Why, you know he's not...
Terry: No, it's not like that. He just seems like a cool guy to hang out with, ya know? It's like I have a gay man crush... if that makes sense.
Jasper: Um, sure....
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A general theory of relativity behind the sexual attraction of every man. It states that every man is in a constant state of quantum superposition between gay and straight, being 50% gay and 50% straight. As such, they will never be sure of their own sexual attraction until they kiss a man, effectively opening the box and forcing their sexuality to fall into one of the two realities, revealing whether they are gay or straight.
Bro 1:"Bro, I just kissed a dude, turns out I'm gay!"
Bro 2: "Looks like Schrödinger's Gay Man takes another."
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When a man shaves his balls and ass to the point that there's absolutely no hair left and it's totally smooth down there.
Then he has a shower and lotions.
"this girl wanted to eat my ass last week, thank god I had the gay man's shine going on so I had to allow it"
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affection between male acquaintances, that is in no way homosexual
also know as NGML
guy 1 - "man I love you"
guy 2 - "I love you too!"
guy 1 - "looks like a case of non-gay man love"
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When one of your friends is named albert and he’s a big gay
Albert : hey dude
Me : hey albert is big gay man lol
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Opposite of queer eye for the straight guy
The Metrosexuals are taking over!
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An American program on Comedy Central, this show is a spoof of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy." It features four straight comedians (Curtis Gwynn, Billy Merritt, Kyle Grooms, Rob Riggle), who are known as the Flab Four. They make over a gay man on each episode so he can pass as straight.
The make-overs include lessons in poor manners, spartan home decorating, unfashionable wardrobes, and an overdeveloped ego to mask all personal failings. There were only three episodes.
In the three episodes of Straight Plan for the Gay Man, they made over a fashion salesman into a meatpacker (I-rony!), a yoga instructor into a jock, and an entertainer into a suave babe magnet.
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