When a country has been conquered and settled over by enemy nations so many times, they are essentially a whore of the world.
The Philippines is a geographical whore.
Geography for goats: a classroom exclusively for goats who have no place in this world and should really be eliminated ASAP but oh well especially if you are wallowing in self pity and have no place in art and your art teacher shoves you in the bin with your failed project/life and you just wanna be with your friend in a goat classroom with no other people/creatures/socially acceptable things and although someone will still probably come destroy the goat classroom to get rid of us i really like it because i am a goat
Dave: Did you manage to join the geographical goats classroom on quizlet?
Barry: Nah bro it's super exclusive, like only members or something.
Dave: Mad I know, i'm going to keep trying tho
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1) An ethnocentric magazine that puts Western society on the same level as God.
2) Softcore porn.
Bob's wife thinks he subscribes to National Geographic because he is anthropologically inclined. She is wrong.
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Someone that once he/she enters a predefined geographical area becomes irritable, irrational or just an asshole in general for no apparent reason.
Bob is usually a very laid back guy, however he must be a geographic asshole, each time he's near his brother's home he becomes a prick.
A sound created by the uncircumcised male to display his prowess and readiness for mating. Often after a shower, the male will vigorously slap his penis against his leg to create the sound.
David Allenborough uses the Geographe Slap as a party trick and to call forth the uncircumcised brethren.
A graphic description of seriously sloppy, low hanging tits.
"She pulled up her shirt, and a pair of National Geographics flopped out."
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A politically correct term for someone who can't even point out a continent on a world map, without serious help.
Joe is completely geographically challenged, he couldn't find South Africa on a map of Africa.
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