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revolutionary leader for america
A.K.A. - G Dubs
known for his deisel work in the revolution, although he lost at the battle of new york he lead us to vitcory at yorktown and helped break away from the british.
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The guy on the dollar bill and the quarter
One of the founding fathers of the US.
Commander of the Continental Army.
First President of the US.
Served 2 terms, ending in 1796.
Left John Adams (second president) with lots of problems to solve.
His Farewell Address told the nation to stay out of European Affairs.
George Washington doesn't write his own speeches and failed spelling (that is, if they even have spelling as a subject in school back then, but nevertheless, it's true.)
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A dry handjob. So named because it is worth exactly one dollar.
I was hoping to score with Amber last night, but all I ended up getting was a lousy George Washington.
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The act of ejaculating into a woman's hair then pulling it up into the form of a George Washington wig. The semen acts like hairspray causing the hair to stay in place.
Damn son! I was fuckin Jessica's mouth last night and i pulled out and dropped a load on her head, then i pulled her hair up and said, 'Bitch I just gave you a George Washington!'
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Commander of the great fleet of airships that flew to Europe and destroyed the British Empire. George Washington later returned to America to set a premium example of a true American, and an ultimate human being.
A fine example of his courage and supreme genius of strategic aerial warfare would be the bombardment of what is known today as England. Quote from George Washington: "America for the win, British resistance is futile! Fire the cannons!"
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1. A variation of oral sex, typically found in nursing homes, in which the person giving the blow job has no teeth. Typically, dentures will be removed prior to initiation, hence the namesake "George Washington," the man with wooden teeth.
My grandpa will not shut up about the George Washingtons he is getting at his new nursing home.
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When a girl masturbates with a roll of quarters.
when a man jerks off with a roll quarters in his ass.
That george washington i had last night was the best ten dollars i ever spent.
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