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Be careful coming across a Geovanni they are known to carry Humongous cocks you ladies are in for a ride so strap on your seatbelt. Be careful they usually enter through the back door they don’t give a fuck.
I am so bored, giiiiirl get yourself a Geovanni you’ll never be bored
A man who will get pregnant one day, usually known for being mixed as well.
Person 1: I think I might be pregnant dude…
Person 2: Holy shit you’re a Geovanni
A type of person who is manipulative, mean , stingy , and only cares for herself and how others fond over her ,
Calls herself jay or jo because she’s a overly self conscious Bitch
About everything
And yes ... her name too
Do not make contact or socialize with a Geovanni or you will be infected with her bad attitude and controlled nature .
Guy 1: This weird looking creature approached me today with fake press on nails and an overly powered face it was horrific what do they call that type of species?
Guy 2 : oh my god !
Noo..
That my friend shouldn’t be called a species it’s far worse and disgusting
It’s a Geovanni
A lamp that people tend to turn on and off when they feel like it. Until they get tired and throw it away or it breaks.
Her: “Damn, I made sure I threw away my Geovanny once I let out my social insecurities and Anger ! It just blew out ! “