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Private Prep School in Fort Washington. The best School in Philly no question, academically, athletically, and socially. Some of the kids may be super socially weird for sure, but the rest are some of the greatest people you will ever meet. It is kind of preppy, but there are all different kinds of styles too. A lot of the kids have money, but many of them don't. It is diverse, and we win every game we play against all of the other schools. Most of the kids are very attractive and nice, and they really do give everyone a chance and aren't judgmental. We have the best campus and greenest building, better than most of the other schools in the country. GA is an amazing place to be, no matter what anyone says!
Germantown Academy Kid: I go to GA
CHA kid: LUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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pretty much covered by above. preppy ass school in fort washington disrespected by basically the rest of pennsylvania. everyone's family owns some kind of empire, most people get smashed or stoned because they cant think of anything better to do with their time (or the convertible their mommy bought them isnt good enough), and designer clothes are a must have. the majority of the kids there annoy everyone, think theyre hot shit, and wouldnt last one minute in the real world. other 1% of people are genuinely cool.
also, adderol is a scandal here. most of us dont get out much...
those pissass ga kids can fuck themselves sideways, polo shirts, jock straps, and all.
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Germantown Academy, better known as GA by other private school students in the greater Philadelphia area, or the Academy by students attending GA, is a Pre-K through 12 preparatory school. GA tries to be like the other private schools while maintaining its own individuality. Basicaly GA epicly fails at both. Recently GA has instituted a new dress code policy called GA GeAr which requires students to wear ugly polo shirts from lands end. Girls choose to pair their ugly polos with slutty skirts which undermine the entire dress code, while guys wear cargo shorts. GA students really enjoy being promiscuous and binge drinking. In the past few years GA has had many incidents with students getting alcohol poisoning at school events. GA students also enjoy smoking weed and occasionally engage in cocaine. GA students also enjoy cheating. Despite an honor code many students copy answers from each other during poorly monitored tests. Cheating is necessary because lots of students at GA aren't actually smart, they're just either rich or very athletic. Some students are actually smart but feel pressure to receive perfect grades in order to attend ivy league colleges and so they also engage in cheating. Students at GA are often very close with their teachers which can result in interesting classes, but also in can result in awkward situations as students and teachers have been known to have sexual feelings towards each other. One gym teacher goes as far as to engage in sexual relations with students once they have graduated. This is because students at GA are usually very good looking and never fat.
"I'm not actually very preppy or smart but I'll pretend to be both while I drink my cheap beer and plan how I will a) play in the next game or b) cheat on my next test because that's how we do at Germantown Academy"
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A private school in the suburbs where the teachers don't care about the kids and they think that school is a business. The kids are stuck up and smart christians that only care about themselves. They think they are so cool just cause Bradley Cooper went there. They they are just a stuck up school filled with selfish people.
Germantown Academy is just stuck up
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as you may already know, the basic definition of a 'splatter shot' is when one deficates violently all over someones posessions in their bathroom (walls, shower curtains, ect.) the improved version of the manuever would be the prized germantown splatter shot, which is a splatter shot being performed on the doorstep, window or porch of someones property or even their car.
after coming home from Check's and drinking falls city beers for nearly 12 hours i gave my arch enemy's front porch a sweet stinky germantown splatter shot filled with corn and delight, it seaped through the cracks in the concrete steps and im sure a cornstalk was born.
Germantown Car Wash
Noun.
Drenching yourself in Axe body spray with no regard to the people around you.
Typically done by people from germantown.
Typically done before and/or after gym class
Guy 1: Yo the hallway smells terrible because someone gave themself a Germantown Car Wash
Guy 2: Gross
An increasingly preppy, but historically liberal friends school. Don't step foot on campus if you are republican. Be prepaired to call the teachers by their first names, sit in an empty room for 50 minutes a week, get to school early so you can park you new car in one of 5 student parking spots and work your ass off so that you can go to a good university.
Kid one: Who did your parents vote for, Bush or Kerry?
Kid two: haha, haven't you seen the Kerry sticker on the new BMW? Besides you know my entire family campaigned for him!
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