get milked

Expression said shortly after owning another player/team/noob/teammate in Halo 3/Blitz/Smash

Josh: Dude you killed my whole team!

Brian: Get milked kid!

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im gonna get some milk

The last thing you wanna hear from your dad.

Son, im gonna get some milk.
Kid: NO, NO, NOOOOO

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Your dad went to get some milk

When your dad says he's going to get the milk, there's a 99.99999% he's never coming back.

-OMG! My dad is so cool!
- I think your dad went to get some milk...

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going to get milk

dad's never coming back

dad: "hey im going to get milk, be back soon"

6 years later: *still gone*

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your dad is getting the milk L Bozo

A joke to say to a fatherless child, albeit that your parental figure has been gone 18 years (I am talking to you, dear reader)

Bozo: Oh no! Your dad is getting the milk L Bozo
Chad:No u

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i am going to get some milk

what dads say to their son

Son, I am going to get some milk

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Dad Went To Get Milk

When a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk or cigarettes, but then they'll never come back.

Dad Went To Get Milk at the stor when there was the 100% off sale!
He never came back...

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