not Ghana happen

Da "accurate 'n' actual" prediction regarding da supposed romance dat's been promised to blossom between you and a hot chick from West Africa if you'll just Western Union her some cash or send her a steam card.

Oh, but she says dat she's only overseas temporarily, but will be moving back to da states very soon to be with you forever --- not Ghana happen!

Kelvin from Ghana

He is a Negro Garca. Thats actually everything there is to say. He is black, makes business with boran and drinks a lot of cacoa with him.

Guy 1: Hey do you see that guy?
Guy2: Yea he is such an Kelvin from ghana with a huge cock.