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Similar to The Stranger. Instead of sitting on your hand, you sit on your penis until it falls asleep. Then you masterbate, so it feels like you're jerking off someone else.
Last night I was visited by The Ghost.
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The Ghost is done when you are doing a girl doggy style in a dark room in front of a window and you switch places with a friend who was hiding in the closet, very quickly and quietly so she does not know. He then procedes to do her from behind while you walk outside and stand in front of the window and wave at the girl.
Me and Bob pulled the Ghost on this girl yesterday, she almost had a heart attack!
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When you take a shit that you think is huge, but you stand up and the poop is gone.
"Man I was crapping for a good 20 mintues, but when I stood up, I ghosted it and the bowl was clean!" How does that happen?!?!?!?
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1. v., to ghost: to leave a social gathering, often of an intimate atmosphere, without notifying others in the group. generally considered to be an odd way to act.
1. Girl #1: Where'd Joanna go last night after the banger?
Girl #2: I don't know. I didn't see her leave and she didn't tell me if she did. I think she must have ghosted after smoking that dust.
2. Guy #1: Yo bro, don't ghost from this kegger after i get us some skanks.
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(Not to be confused with Spirit. ) In the Spiritual Realm a Ghost is an energetic projection of the essence of a presence in the form of a condensed vibration subjective to a certain limited form of existence; in other words a ghost is what is left after a subjective experience has identified itself as life force energy.
Tony: Bro I think the Ghost of the last person to stay in my apartment is going to get me!
Spiritman: nah fam, Ghost can’t “kill” you, only Spirits can do that.
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when the creeps walk straight through you in DOTA 2
"Man tha creep just ghosted me so hard"
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Dude 1: Yo look, it's a ghost.
Dude 2: Whatever. Ghosts aren't even scary.
Dude 1: They are here in the South.
Ghost: COME 'ERE, N***ERS!
Dude 1: RUN!
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