When you quit fucking to go away and make pizza or any other common italian meal.
He just went away and did a dirty Gianluca last night, he ain‘t no simp.
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The art of insulting our beloved friend Gianluca in a creative - yet sometimes contemptuous manner, thus making him disconnect from the talk at times.
"Imagine einfach so dumm zu sein wie Gianluca, heh?"
"Kann Gianluca um so viele Ecken denken?"
"Spielen wir eigentlich noch Overwatch, Bennet?"
-> Typical cases of "Gianluca-Shaming"
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Gianluca is a super sexy guy, but don’t be fooled by his amazing physique and beautiful hair and eyes
His personality can many times be lacking and he might just turn on you when you least expect it.
“Gianluca left me on read last night.”
“Oh my god, im going to a part as gianluca’s date!”
“I can’t believe gianluca did that!”
A Gianluca is this one Guy who always buys you stuff in Coop
He is always tired and thinks that he’s Smart in Everything
He is realllllly lazy
Fick dich “Gianluca”
Mit freundlichen Grüßen Martin ;)
The most seggsual man you would ever meet, he gives the best head, and is very swag :)
Bro i just met the most seggsual man ever
Oh you mean Gianlucas?
gianluca is an italian 1.75 boy with blue eyes. he is a hurens*hn and kriegt kein girl ab. He always try to manipulate people and he always tries to be right, even when he is wrong. he is too proud to apologize and is a bast*rd.
gianluca, in u read this, youre ex girlfriend is happy now. she knows she deserves someone better than you. you will miss her, but she will live a perfect life without you.
i wish we never see each other again and please don't look for a turkish girlfriend anymore.
gianluca is not a good boyfriend