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gilbert

why the fuck would you name your son gilbert what kind of parent are you

how do you look at a chunky baby and go, "Ahhh yes....... g il b e r t"

dumb fucks really drinking dumb bitch juice

The world:

some dumbass parents: Tehe uwu gilbert is such a g o o d N A ME

by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 3, 2019

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gilbert

A Manatee

Damn why does Gilbert look like such a manatee?

by Kc9997 June 8, 2014

28๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gilbert

(noun) The name given to one who goes out with friends, but instead of having a good time, he/she texts their girlfriend/boyfriend and leaves before the night gets good.

Instead of owning up to it, one simply states they will have a great time "next time."

"Are you raging tonight"

"Hell yeah"

Two hours later (11:45 PM)

"I'm calling it a night, sorry man"

"Dude, it's not even midnight!!"

"Sorry dude"

"Way to pull a Gilbert!"

by wadsipppp September 26, 2012

63๐Ÿ‘ 68๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gilbert

Is a person who is amazing at kicking balls over fences. He's a very clingy person and is sometimes very awkward

Omg he's such a Gilbert

by Anonymous192837456 November 21, 2012

59๐Ÿ‘ 64๐Ÿ‘Ž


gilberting

To take a conversation or situation to the excess. To act with reckless abandon as though one is beyond reproach.

Guy looks over at this chick with a tracheotomy and says to his friends "nice, just another hole to finger." Classic gilberting.

by hexluther April 13, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gilbert

Womanizer. He tries to get with any girl he can, and makes her fall hard for him. Once he gets too deep he drops her like a pile of bricks. He will use and abuse in every which way he can to get his way. He will use her for money, lust, and food.

Hey Gilbert, who do you think you are running around leaving scars?

by RealTalk101 June 4, 2015

37๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gilbert

The shittiest city with the worst kids in Arizona

"Hey did you hear about that trash city in Arizona"
"What? Gilbert?"

by gratyuble June 8, 2014

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