A cleverly disguised, deadly, yet irresistible trap designed to slowly kill us all with morbid obesity resulting in cardiac arrest, diabetes, ect.
Why do those little girls make their delicious girl scout cookies so damn tiny and pack 25% of your daily fat into just two of them?
The only possible answer: they are evil.
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Pyramid scheme for moms that don't have lives
What's a good business model?
Girl scouts
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An act of intimacy where a man puts fresh mint leaves up a woman's butthole and then proceeds to fish them with his tongue. The name derives from the popular 'thin mints' girl scout cookies.
I just plucked fresh mint leaves from my nana's herb garden and then used them to give my woman a dirty girl scout.
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The same thing as boyscouts only better because they sell cookies that are good.
GIMME SUM FUCKIN CARMEL DELIGHTS OR I'LL KILL EVERY MOTHER FUCKEER IN THIS ROOM! THER'es GONNA Be blooOd all over the ciling and little girls heead s In flAming FlayMezz flying across the room shooting guts oUT!
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Basically camp, but you take the literal sleeping in tents out of it completely. Usually, there is a fun weekend corresponding to when your troop decides to camp. Otherwise, you just have to deal with sleeping in the same room as about 7-9 other girls from your troop. The activities vary from what camp you go to for the weekend/break, such as canoeing, horseback riding, and fun activities during the themed weekend with about 200 other girls including you.
The only bad part from my memories is that the morning of your departure, you and your troop has to clean EVERYTHING (like the sleeping areas and bathroom) in order to leave.
Basically itβs the camp making you do chores in order to have fun. 10/10 would recommend for spoiled brats.
Ainsley: where are you going for the weekend?
Mia: Iβm going to Girl Scout Camp!
Ainsley: ew thereβs probably snakes and rats in the bathroom! Last time I went camping, a snake crawled into our dorm and we had to call the ranger to get rid of it!
Mia: O.O
Mix equal parts vodka, Kahlua and Bailey's and pour over ice. Pour the same amount of Creme-de-menthe down the center of the glass. Looks gross, but tastes delicious!
"bartender, give me a Dirty Girl Scout"
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The most crazy delicious treat the world has ever known.
Benefits of consumption include building girls of courage, confidence, and character, who make the world a better place via the application of life skills such as goal setting, decision making, money management, people skills and business ethics.
www.girlscoutcookies.org
"Do Girl Scout Cookies help girls positively impact their communities and the world?"
Through a mouthful of Thin Mint: "Yesh!"
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