give her the lizard

When a man hooks up with a woman.

Yea Jerry, you should definitely give her the lizard tonight.

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give her the beans

give her the beans is a phrase similarly used like “petal to the metal” it means to go all out, give it your all

bubba: “you really oughta hear this new engine i just put in”
Cletus: “hell yea brother give her the beans “

Giving her the deodorant

Jizzing on a girl's armpit

"Yo man, did you fuck her yet?"
"Yea, and I was giving her the deodorant too bro."
"Thats ill son"

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Give her the slip

An act where a man's girlfriend is sleeping, and he discreetly "slips" his penis inside of her.

Pete: I totally fucked her last night!
Bill: Did you give her the slip?
Pete: You bet your ass I did!

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I'd give her one

Slang for inferring you want to shag a woman.

Look at that stunner! I'd give her one!

Or if you want to be clever:

That woman is beautiful.
Marks out of ten, I'd give her one.

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Give her the Bret Favre

To send an image of your junk to a female via a picture message.

Doug: Dude, remember Paige from the bar last night?
Kevin: Yeah. Did you give her the Bret Favre?
Doug: Of course!
Kevin: Did you remember to use the zoom!

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Give her 40 quid

Giving her forty quid is one of the meanest ways of dumping stupid Welsh girls, or generally enabling a woman to get the hell out of your house, life, and mind.

Man to friend:
"She's doing my head in."
Friend:
"Give her 40 quid"
Man goes to missus, flings 2 £20 notes in her general direction: "Here's forty quid. Put that in your petrol tank, and fuck off back to Cardiff"

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