the love glove

the act of putting icy hot or bengay on a condom and inserting it in a vagina.

last night i gave that drunk chick the love glove and she cried

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kid gloves tough love

The version of tough love where the parent (typically) has to tippy-toe the tough love, rather than do smash-their-car- level tough love.

Variants: tippy-toe tough love Antonym: smash-their-car-level tough love

Child: Pick my hanger up
Parent: No
Child (still in bed at midday): But you knocked it down
Parent: Its for your own good. GET OUT OF BED AND PICK THE *** THING UP YOURSELF
Child: !
Parent: Kid gloves tough love, sweetie, kid gloves tough love

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Love glove

A filled condom that is primarily used as a weapon for self-defense purposes

John- "Holy fuck he just hit that guy with a massive love glove"
Haden- "Yeah like wtf why was it so huge"

no glove, no love

a) common definition: a what a girl tell a guy when she absolutely wants him to wear a condom during sex

b) my (newer) and improved definition: if you can't buy me a glove-i.e expensive silk gloves, jewellery, expensive house or a car, you get no love- i.e i, as female, won't be your wife/mistress

guy: can you be my wife or mistress or long term fwb, something along those lines, since all my male friends have wives and/or mistresses?

lady: sorry man. no glove, no love, as they say

guy: wtf? i didn't ask if you wanted sex. you didn't answer my question. I though the phrase had only one definition.

lady (laughing at him): yes i did answer your question, no glove, no love actually also has a definition b), i don't care about sex with condoms...I refuse to be your wife/mistress until you buy me gloves

guy: so what's lol the definition b) of no glove, no love?

girl : i won't be your wife/mistress or anything, until you can provide me with expensive silk gloves, expensive jewellery and the like...i want my guy to be financially stable enough for me.

guy: so you're saying ....oh i see

Glove Love

Glove love: when a man Jack's off all over his hand and then Jack's off again.

Greg gave himself some glove love earlier tonight. You gotta do what you gotta do!