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to glump (v.) the act of rolling a person on roller skates back and forth to anally penetrate them. 2007, from "glide and bump"
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to glump
glumped
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"dude you shoulda seen the chick i glumped down at the roller-disco"
Its the act of jumping ontop of another and humping on them. xD The combination of the root words glomp and hump.
did you just see how he glumped that guy? D:
To take a girl/boy away from your friend without him/her even knowing it is happening. The key is you have to do it right in front of him/her. If done behind his/her back you should search for backstabber.
John and Brian go to a bar with Marianna and Beth. John does not like beth even though she is the one setup for him. So John begins glumping Marianna infront of Brian. At the end of the night Brian is left with Beth at the bar while John and Marianna leave together.
Taking a gynormous crap in one piece.
"Glump!" said the poo.
Will took a huge glump in Marc's house.
A term used for random shapeless objects in your fridge which you would rather not deifine....
Me: hahahah that glump was your dinner 3 days ago?
Her: yeah... dont remind me....
getting a blowjob while sitting on the commode, and defecating.
that dumpster slut sure likes to blow me while i'm on the shitter.
the default posture of a teenager.
he/she/it/ Glumps, he/she/it is a Glumper.