Glump

A term for pooping that is unique to McDaniel College students. This derives from the poor quality of food served from the dining hall, Glar.

"Dude, I just had some of that shitty pizza from Glar."
"Oh man, that's gonna make for a hell of a glump."

"I just took a big, watery, glump."

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Glump

A. Related to "Gulp," Glump is the sound a large animal makes when swallowing any medium-large sized object. onomatopoeia
B. The sound you make when you aggressively swallow something. onomatopoeia

A. "Holy hell dude, that Elephant just glumped your couch!"

B. "She yelled at me for not giving her back her necklace, so I glumped it instead."

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glump

Taking a gynormous crap in one piece.

"Glump!" said the poo.

Will took a huge glump in Marc's house.

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Glump

Small quantity of water, dropping towards the ground, usually from one's mouth.

"Dude, I dropped a glump get a paper towel."

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glump

A term used for random shapeless objects in your fridge which you would rather not deifine....

Me: hahahah that glump was your dinner 3 days ago?
Her: yeah... dont remind me....

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glump

getting a blowjob while sitting on the commode, and defecating.

that dumpster slut sure likes to blow me while i'm on the shitter.

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glump

the default posture of a teenager.

he/she/it/ Glumps, he/she/it is a Glumper.

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