cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich

When a chick is telling a boring story, say this.

Brittney: "So today ... blah, blah,blah and she had the same

_____ as me!"
Matt: "cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich."

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You go on without me

The best excuse to look good and run away ever!

P1:Stay with me!
P2: you go on without me...
P1: OK (*walks off*)
P2: Yay! (*runs away*)

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GDOM "Go Down On Me"

Go Down On Me

GDOM "Go Down On ME" In a conversation or conflict when you want to keep your composure but make a point to somebody with out them knowing what your saying. Snap your finger and point down while saying GDOM. Basically telling and individual to suck it. "If you don't like what I have to say GDOM"

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Will you go out with me?

A way of asking a woman out on a date....not to be your girlfriend....on a DATE!

Joe: Will you go out with me?
Jane: Sure! Movies at 7?
Joe: Sounds great

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Don't go gaga on me

To lose your brain and act like you're a man.

Tiffany: Oh no! Mary is acting gaga again! -humps seat-
Lisa: Oh no! Tiff, don't go gaga on me!

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will you go out with me?

literally a boys way of asking a girl to be his girlfriend😐

jeron- hey lil mamas will you go out with me?
treesha- fuck now get out my face

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You Said You Were Going To Fuck Me

When you’re vibing with someone and they say it’s going down but then you turn around and they’re gone.

One night Annie said she was going to hook up with me, I turned around and she vanished. I ran all over town and finally found her in a Chipotle and said “you said you were going to fuck me”!?

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