The Gobbler

when a chick slobin on your knob, right before you cum, tickler her and simultaneously shove your dick to the back of her throat, and she will sound like a turkey..

"mmmhm.. yeah you like tha. GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE.. *cough cough*... Greg!?!? what the fuck was that?!?"
"That was the Gobbler bitch!"

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gobbler

When a girl is so skinny that her clit hangs out of her vagina.

What the hell?!?! That skinny bitch has a gobbler! Disgusting!!

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Gobbler

A practical joke where the joker allows his scrotum to get a nasty bright red sunburn, then drapes it over a sleeping/drunk victim's nose, where it resembles a male turkey, then snaps several pictures to humiliate the person when they wake/sober up.

Dude I gave Lloyd a serious Gobbler last night when he passed out!!!

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a gobbler

A gobbler is when a girl sucks your balls while you wack off.

"man i got gobbled for an hour last night!"

"that chicks a gobbler"

"shes gobblin him right now bro"

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gobbler

the "double-chin" or the fat beneath the chinbone. Derived from the skin that roosters have under their beaks. Subject Example: Brian Sweeney.

Dude you have a massive gobbler!

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Gobbler

A sexual act in which the male leaves a humongous hickey upon the female's neck, resulting in the female having an appearance of being strangled.

Dan: Hey did you hear about Jack and Katie last night?
Brady: No, I didn't what happened?
Dan: He gave her such a huge gobbler that I thought she had been strangled. She'll have to wear turtlenecks for a couple weeks

Example 2:

He gobblered so hard I think he popped an artery.

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Gobblers

Another word for crazy or insane. Sort of like the concept of getting attacked by a flock of gobbling turkeys.

Guy 1: My girlfriend just got eaten by a giant squid!

Guy 2: That's gobblers!

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