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the nerd from family guy who has a lisp, who has a big crush on meg griffin.
hey meg i think your super sexy, hot stuff ooh lala!!
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Much like the term gold digger, this variation of the digger coulture has their eyes set on those of jewish dicent, faith, success or wealth. Most of the time a combination of all these factors.
"Jessica has a new jewish boyfriend. Man, she is SUCH a goldman digger"
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BIGGEST ASShole teacher ever, he is out to get everyone, has not properly teached a class in years, he actually admitted that himself, and thinks everyone likes him when in reality everyone hates his guts and shit-talks him daily in other classes
Everyone hates that ugly ass transvestite barry goldman with his pig asshole turned inside out looking lips
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A place where only true ballers work.
Known for paying super sized bonuses to hard working kids who ball hard every day, all day.
Also known for doing god's work.
Matt: Yo John, check out Lloyd over there, I heard he's a Goldmanite.
John: Damn, he must be a straight up baller
Matt: Yeah man, Goldman Sachs doesn't take no chumps.
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Elitist investment bank that takes great pride in recruiting analyst only from Ivy League schools (in the United States, of course). Goldman Sachs is headquarted at 85 Broad St in Manhattan.
Mark: Hey Boris, I am about to graduate with a 4.0 GPA from a southern liberal arts college, I also have received a Nobel prize nomination! Furthermore, my father is a Nobel Laureate. I feel like applying for a job at Goldman Sachs in New York, do you think I have a chance?
Boris: I believe you're more than qualified, go for it!
Goldman Sachs Recruiter: Dear Mark, I regret to inform you that although you have some minor scholastic and personal achievements, you are not pedigreed like we are. Please stay away from us, do not call us, write us, or mention our name in vain. Thank you for your interest in our firm. Mr Recruiter
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The act of a man who cries during sex while he is being penetrated from behind by a male lover until he defecates. He then proceeds to spread his waste all over his male lover's body.
- Yo did you hear Matt dumped Sean last night?
- Yeah I heard Sean tried to give him a Dirty Goldman. What a douche.
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A beautiful, kind, sweet and loving person who loves you for you she will never hurt you intentionally and is a very touchy person (loves hugs) if you ever find a Karma be good to her because if you piss her off or physically or emotionally hurt anyone she loves she will beat the shit out of you.
person 1: Holy shit why is that girl beating the shit out of that guy.
person 2: Oh that's just Karma Goldman and that guy just insulted her boyfriend.
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