Two Rednecks and a Beaner chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine

Jim Bean, Jack Daniels, José Cuervo, Wild Turkey, and Goldschläger.

Served in a large shot glass; tastes like fire.

Person 1: "Goddam... what WAS that?! I'm breathing fire over here!"

Person 2: "Two Rednecks and a Beaner Chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine.... it'll make your balls grow bigger."

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Goldmine

A sexual act in which you shit, mold it into a buttplug then freeze it. After, you piss in someone’s butthole, use the frozen shit plug to keep it in there. Then a second partner eats/fucks their way through, hunting for gold.

Justin: Hey I got with this girl tonight and things got crazy.
Josh: Yeah?

Justin: I set up a goldmine for ya, go “miner” out ;)