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The act of taking another's precious possessions and refusing to return them.
Steve: Have you seen my pornos bro?
Dan: Sorry buddy, I think Damon's gollumed them.
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Having been gollumized;The process by which one is physically and mentally corrupted through possession of a ring.
My wife has gollumization: total control of "the precious" money.
When one goes into a tizzy as a result of a great deal of frustration and is no longer able to control their words and bodily functions, almost like a seizure but not quite as severe. More like a mental break down. They start talking in a low deep voice (sounding much like the character Gollum from LOTR) to themselves trying to debate how they should handle the situation. A higher tendency in girls rather than boys, most golluming is due to a boy messing with a girls head.
ksjafhkdsjfh GOLLUM .
dude, shes golluming and i think its my fault
uh oh caits golluming again.
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Cooler cousin of got 'em. Exclamed when complete ownage over someone/something is acheived. Said mostly by Nerds 4 Life but can be said by anyone.
'I take your monroe doctrine and raise you a nato'
'ooo...Gollum!'
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Used as a insult to anyone who is under average height, with facial features resembling Lord of the Ring's character Gollum.
Karl: I wear a loincloth.
Karl: I am not a gollum.
All: Yes you are.
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1. The sport or activity of being Gollum.
"I enjoy golluming in rivers at the weekend"
"I gave him such a golluming on Sunday that he couldn't comfortably sit down, raise his left arm or cough."
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When a guy crouches over a girl so she can lick his asshole while he wanks off.
I was so embarrassed after golluming my girlfriend last night, came on her toes.
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