goom

To be attacked from multiple directions. Usually in which you are horribly massacred.

Dude , those orcs just goomed me!

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goom

A friend's honest attempt to get a buddy to change topics because he's not aware that his wife is coming up right behind him.

Sal- "So she took my Seahawk hat and put it on, and her tits were just hanging there when..."
Sid- "Goom! Goom!"
Sal- "And I was thinking that my wife hasn't been on any romantic vacations in a while and I thought, 'what a treat'.

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goom

One word encompassing the expression, "dude, that is lame." Meant to be said with a deadpan face, followed by a quick topic change before the lame-o can explain his dumbass comment.

Erkel: I think I need to go to Homie Camp.
Busta: Goom.
Erkel: What I meant was...
Busta: See that Laker game last night?

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gooms

The pink flesh that surrounds your teeth.

Cripes, he has some slattern, nasty-ass gooms.

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Goom

To be called a homosexual, to call someone a homosexual, also a person who likes furries.

Hey, dude, you're goom, now fuck off and die because I hate little gooms.

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goom

1. anything that is that is good. delicious.

usually used when refering to food/drinks, but acceptable to use when describing anything.

1. Mmmmm, this burger is wicked goom!

2. Tim: "J, check out the blonde at four o'clock, she's goom"
James: "true that"
Tim: "Double true"

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Goomed Up

Drunk, Hammered, Wasted, Pissed.

He was so Goomed Up last night he woke up naked in the lawn.