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Gordon is a random dude wich has a larger Genital region than Dan!!!!
"Dan:Aw man Gordon scares me"
"Pieman:why?"
"Dan:Cos hes got a bigger dick than me!"
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A Gordon is that awkward boner received in class. For instance, say you have hard wood in the middle of a boring class period. The teacher calls your name to get up and answer a question presented on the board in the front of the class. At this point you have a raging erection formed in your pants. The name for this boner: a gordon
"Dude, did you see Joe's massive gordon in class today?"
"Dawg, that was a fat cock!"
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1. An extremely sexually orientated type of person
2. Can also be referred to as quite a nerdy person.
1. Girl: I knew him for 10 mins before he tried to come onto me.
Girl 2: Jeeze he's such a Gordon.
2. Girl: I was there for 3 hours but he played WoW the whole time.
Girl 2: Jeeze what a Gordon.
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A man who is trying to locate the lamb sauce.
The second his mother left, Gordon ran to his computer in attempt to locate the lamb sauce.
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When someone's in a discord call and says "b-" then leaves
They just pulled a Gordon
"oh hey what are you doing on the weekend"
"b-"
"damn, he just pulled a Gordon"
intoxicated to the extent of wishing to consume a moth or ejaculate on the head of an acquaintance. To be so wasted you shit on a slide and then fall into it.
"hey man are you drinking tonight"
"yeah man im gona get completely gordoned!"
"are you sure we have exams this week"
"don't give a dump"
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