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Gorf

The act of performing desperate fellatio to the boss should he suddenly appear. The word comes from the exaggerated sound of someone trying to swallow dick. Usually performed by "Yes Men" and "wannabes". The key to spotting this type of employee is to wait for the first one to break from the group, and make a beeline to update the boss on the status of the job, offer coffee, or just praise what a wonderful job he is doing.

Wow he must really want that raise! Look at him gorf the bosses dick!

by Richmeister August 21, 2014

7๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gorf

A marijuana bowl with a green little frog on it

"Hey look at the new bowl i got, his name is Gorf"

by tripper08 October 7, 2019


Gorf

Noun, the pungent mixture of dirt, urine, vomit and stale beer that accumulates on the floor of fraternity basements.

"There was so much gorf down there that my sneakers stuck to the floor."
"On warm days the gorf reeks so bad you can smell it across the street."

by CannibalGuppy May 6, 2007

36๐Ÿ‘ 56๐Ÿ‘Ž


gorf

A comical blanket substitute for the word fuck, similar to boink. Derived from the classic Atari video game of the same name.

The hotel room was crowded, pot smoke was everywhere, and under the hot sheets there was ample opportunity to gorf the ears off the girl next to you without ever even knowing her name.

by The 2-Belo October 13, 2004

28๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


gorf

to receive really good head, deepthroat

She gorfed my entire unit. I really need some gorf.

by Skurvey October 18, 2005

27๐Ÿ‘ 54๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gorf

The act of sucking dick

The fuckin' bitch gorfed me like a true champ, taking in every god dam inch and swallowing my load.

by Double D Rukus June 20, 2003

27๐Ÿ‘ 54๐Ÿ‘Ž


gorfed

-to be physically or mentally distorted, an advanced form of being retarted.

Justin Lake was born gorfed

by Ryan February 25, 2004

10๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž