The act of performing desperate fellatio to the boss should he suddenly appear. The word comes from the exaggerated sound of someone trying to swallow dick. Usually performed by "Yes Men" and "wannabes". The key to spotting this type of employee is to wait for the first one to break from the group, and make a beeline to update the boss on the status of the job, offer coffee, or just praise what a wonderful job he is doing.
Wow he must really want that raise! Look at him gorf the bosses dick!
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A marijuana bowl with a green little frog on it
"Hey look at the new bowl i got, his name is Gorf"
Noun, the pungent mixture of dirt, urine, vomit and stale beer that accumulates on the floor of fraternity basements.
"There was so much gorf down there that my sneakers stuck to the floor."
"On warm days the gorf reeks so bad you can smell it across the street."
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A comical blanket substitute for the word fuck, similar to boink. Derived from the classic Atari video game of the same name.
The hotel room was crowded, pot smoke was everywhere, and under the hot sheets there was ample opportunity to gorf the ears off the girl next to you without ever even knowing her name.
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to receive really good head, deepthroat
She gorfed my entire unit. I really need some gorf.
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The fuckin' bitch gorfed me like a true champ, taking in every god dam inch and swallowing my load.
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-to be physically or mentally distorted, an advanced form of being retarted.
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