To facillitate the appearance of success and/or achievement.
"Mike and Jenny down the street have a new car, house and good career, they really have got their shit together."
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To have your business (what you do to get what you want) promptly taken care of.
No LAN party this weekend, because I gotta catch up with my schoolwork; I'll call you when I get my shit together.
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adj- to get something for cheap or way under price named for the Clipse mixtape series I Got It For Cheap!
DudeA: Damn them Dub zeros is cruical who much were they, $140?
DudeB: Naw man I got that shit on clipse! My friend mike boosted a bunch of them from Champs an they only $65 from him.
DudeA:$65 What that dude's number!!
DudeB:Can't tell you man.
DudeA:Thats find im With the BBB Better Buisness Burea and your ass is grass.
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When a situation changes from the tame and quotidian to the unfamiliar and hazardous, shit gets real. Shit getting real can lead to unexpected and potentially life-threatening consequences. If you believe shit may soon become real, the best thing to do is to get real yourself by staying calm and maintaining an awareness of your surroundings.
"I noticed the guy walking behind me for several blocks was starting to close the distance between us. I made some unusual turns in an attempt to shake him. But he was still following, and was now in spitting distance. And then shit got real."
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"....And then 'shit got real', so I had to blast that bitch with my tech-nine."
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When something extreme happens. This could be something good or bad, depending on its use. It doesn't always have to be used in the past tense either.
Joe: "Some guy called me a douche at the club, that's when shit got hefty."
Mike: "Oh man I bet you kicked his ass!"
Joe: "Yup"
Tom: "Hey Joe! You douche."
Joe: "That's it, shit is about to get hefty!"
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when crazy shit happens to you or when un-real shit happens
Guy1:Guy:Shit got real when I lost a dildo in my ass!
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