The Gotham Gorilla

A gorilla originating from the town of Gotham. Loves trance and dickslapping, as well as abusing unaware gingers who may or may not have a penis disease resulting in a blue growth down south. Never sleeps so as to catch its prey.

Dormitory full of 8 boys
Person 1-"Come on guys lets go to sleep"
Gotham Gorilla - "The Gotham Gorilla never sleeps"

The gorilla then gets up into a perverse posotion, leering over the boys before beginning to dickslap.

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The Rizzler Of Gotham

He's the Rizzard of Oz, he has a degree in quantum rizziks, he is THE Rizzler of Gotham.

Person 1: Hey man, you know Jeremy got 7 latinas on his dick?
Person 2: Yea man, he gets a new hoe every day, he's The Rizzler Of Gotham

Gotham handshake

A greeting method where you knee someone in the junk.

I bumped into that douchebag Brad from the bar. I gave him the ole Gotham handshake.

Hot Gotham

A Hot Gothum is the act of spreading shit on ones face, in the shape of batmans mask. One cannot complete a Hot Gotham without screaming "IM BATMAN", during or after being Hot Gothamed.

"IM BATMAN", thanks for the Hot Gotham man.

Son of Gotham

A nick name for Bruce Wayne (Batman)

"Death to the son of Gotham" , "DEATH TO THE SON OF GOTHAM!" chanted The Sacred Order of Saint Dumas

Gotham Turkey

When a man dresses in a bat suit with the balls cut out, then proceeds to eat a raw turkey as a live one shits on his torso. Meanwhile another turkey pecks at his butthole hairs, while the man shits.

Last night I was with this wild girl, and she asked to watch me do Gotham Turkey.

Gotham sub

Absolute chad.
Blunders, learns from their mistakes and blunders again

Random noob: Is it all en passant?
Gotham sub: Always has been *en passants#*