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A substace so terrible that it's creators should be murdered, or worse, forced to drink it themselves.
Used for cruel games of truth - dare
Also used for cheap stomach pumpings
Example: 1. I dare you to drink this Malta Goya
2. I'ld rather impale myself on a fencepost like James did!
Example: 1. Dude! you just drank petrol
2. Woops, better get the malta goya out
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The most disgusting substance imaginable. It is a reduced alcohol malt beverage manufactured in Mexico. In the U.S. it retails for about 35 cents per bottle. It tastes as if somebody mixed ovaltine and piss into a can of Mexican beer that has been sitting open in the sun for two weeks. A single sip to cause people to purposefully induce vomiting so that the bile and stomach acid will help burn away the aftertaste.
I can't believe he stabbed me in the back like that! When he isn't looking I am going to swap out his beer for a malta goya and my revenge will be complete!
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The best fucking cookies in the world
mark: I got these great goya cookies, you've gotta try them!
you: ew they taste disgusting
you: why do I want more...
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When something crazy, surprising, or even scary happens, you yell Malta Goya!!! A crazy phrase.
(Someone really scares you), (you), ahhh Malta Goya!!!
Oh my Malta Goya!
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Nick: “Peter, where did you go”
Peter: “I just took a steaming GOYA and flooded the bathrooms”
Nick: “Well good thing you are back, MEKKA tickets are on sale!!! Only $1000”
Peter: “Oy Vey”
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Goya is greatest over your average homies. Goya is sweet, passionate and emotional. You have bagged a home prize if you know a Goya. Goya can be honest, but she won't cut you any slack. If you have wronged her, she will definitely show you your place. Also Goya has the most melodious voice. Her voice is soothing and definitely worth a grammy. Also, Goya has the most beautiful eyes.
Hey, I wish my voice was like Goya.
Look, You sound nice and all, but your voice ain't Goya.