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1. (Verb) To give an misogynistic, borderline-hysterical political performance for the benefit of a legislative body and/or a well-connected sexual predator.
2. (Noun) A sniveling, closeted Republican hack from South Carolina.
1. "Jerry's speech at the town meeting sure was over-the-top -- what kind of a person argues AGAINST 18 U.S.C. § 2250 (Failure to register)? Someone there should tell him there's no point in Lindsey Graham Cracker-ing federal law!"
2. New cadets at the Citadel beware: often, older men claiming to offer "special mentorship" and invitations off campus to drink mint juleps are nothing more than Lindsey Graham Crackers lying in wait.
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Senator Lindsey Graham’s new nickname after the Kavanaugh debacle.
That good ol’ Confederate white boy, Lindsey Graham Cracker, will have his ass voted straight out of the Senate at the next election.
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When gay men hate women so much that they vote to approve a sexual predator onto the US Supreme Court.
That Lindsey “fella” over there just voted for Brett Kavanaugh. Man, he is graham crackers!!
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An ok life. just getting through life to get through it. not really bad but not really good either
Person A: hey man, how's life going?
Person B: eh, it's all graham crackers right now
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A Mexican Graham Cracker occurs when a dinoshark or other large aquatic creature consumes the beautiful booty of a hot Latina babe.
Beach-goer 1: "Damn! What happened to dat booty?!"
Beach-goer 2: "Man, she had a Mexican Graham Cracker."
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Something bad. It started with card games and bad hands but it fits with a lot of different things. basically its a humorous and rediculous combination. nobody would want to eat ass and graham crackers, unless you're in to that sort of thing
What the fuck is that smell? Smells like ass and graham crackers in here.
Lost another game of spades, that hand was like ass and graham crackers.
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When the girl you’re trying to fuck got a crummy goopy pussy
Tim: Damn my girl got such a Graham Cracker Pussy